Posted 6 hours ago

nomorepros:

Second character of monster ladies tattoo flash series.

This eyelash girlie is named Taffy and she owns an equally one-eyed goldfish.

Posted 6 hours ago

crestedbooka:

kimbbearrrrrrrr:

the face you make when your best frind is dead

i love Tobey Maguire’s faces so much

Posted 7 hours ago

espressobean:

merrycalliope:

batchix:

pibolarbears:

asylumaticxassistant:

suffren:

noobpoleon:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

YES

MOTHER FUCKKIN CHICKEN BABIES

I ATE THEIR PARENTS AS NUGGETS

BITCH

I mean, I would eat human babies too but apparently that’s against the law or some shit.

If you find a dead baby you should be allowed to claim it and eat it if the parents are not found in 3 days. 

)<

you get an instant follow for wanting to eat human children

if you think about it this person killed at least 10 chickens, 6 of which were almost at full gestation so sorry if i don’t take this post seriously -.-

So that’s how chickens work.

THIS WILL MAKE DELICIOUS CAKE AND I MUST EAT IT. 

Dear vegans, all chicken eggs are not fertile. Also, chickies are delish. Also, wait until you people see balut. Your heads will explode.

I have seen balut and because of it, I lack a head.

However, chickens of all ages, nationalities, and religious affiliations (or lack thereof) are tasty, so I will gladly continue to cram them into my exploded throat hole.

(Source: joebspecial)

Posted 7 hours ago

espressobean:

egophiliac:

Apples!

Stuff I still need to do: sew on the accessories, find a hat for AJ (I tried making one but…yeah none of my attempts have worked out), and give the Worst Smartypants Ever some arms. (Knitting small is fun! Crocheting small is a royal pain.) Aso figure something out for Granny Smith’s cutie mark.

A few people have asked if I plan to sell them, which…maybe? I can bring them to BronyCon and see if anyone wants them, I guess.

This is pretty much the best, and Smartypants makes it even better than the best.

Soadorable

Posted 8 hours ago

pwnlove:

Bows Are Cool

Add some gaming flair to your locks of hair or your latest outfit with these awesome bows.  

Video Game Bowsby GeekyGamerShop ($6)

(via insanelygaming)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

lizclimo:

ridiculous. 

Posted 8 hours ago

orangedrinks:

memehermetica:

It’s only a matter of time. 

I’d watch all of them.

Mousetrap and Hungry Hungry Hippos would be pretty awesome I think.

Posted 8 hours ago
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4fuckssake:

venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

QWOP, the most frustrating hour I have ever spent online. 

Posted 8 hours ago

fuckyeah1990s:

im watching sister sister and kenan and kel are on it.. what